Do women really need us?
So I just got done reading an excellent blog post called Vag knows Vag that is obviously about ladies eaten ladies. It basically breaks down how no man could ever get a woman off the way a woman could. Mainly because we dont have the same cookies. I mean I know how I want my dick sucked, and I’m sure if I had a pussy I’d know how to eat myself out so I’d come all over the wall. So basically men know men and women know women.
This got me thinking. Do women need us at all? I mean you see the videos all the time. Chicks pounding themselves with dildos or vibrators. Ramming themselves with baseball bats. I mean anything that is long and hard could potentially do the same thing as my cock. Which is pretty fucking sad from a male point of view. Especially with the toys that are out there today. The heads do flips, it vibrates the clit as it does flips, or it goes in and out and vibrates for you at the same time. I don’t know about you, but my dick doesn’t vibrate, spin around, or do flips. I wish it did. So how is my dick suppose to get her off at that kind of level?
Which in turn you could ask: Does she even want you to be able to reach that level? Why bother when she can get herself off better than you can imagine and not have to deal with the bullshit of a relationship. Honestly, I think that fat ugly chicks that are single that want a man so bad. Should just run down to good vibrations and lose the dream of mr right. Buy yourself a spinning, vibrating kind ding a ling. You’ll save yourself a lot of money. You won’t cry about the guy that fucked you and then never called back. And you wont ever have to deal with some dude asking to put it in your butt. I mean if you want it in your ass then go right ahead and stick king ding a ling in there. Just sayin.
So yeah. Apparently men have nothing to offer so fuck it, buy a fleshlight and watch porn. That’s my plan anyway.
From the archive: Condoms and Penis Size
Condoms are probably the safest way to prevent the spread of STDs and also one of the most effective means of avoiding unwanted pregnancies. Around the world, condoms are promoted by NGOs striving to stop AIDS and to teach men and women about family planning and responsible sex. Not everybody agrees with the use of condoms, but they are still the cheapest and easiest way of dealing with STDs and unwanted pregnancies.However, many men are not very comfortable with buying condoms from pharmacies because they don’t like to inform other people about their private activities. Just thinking about going into a pharmacy or drugstore and asking for condoms, possibly even a female vendor, is enough to make them queasy. They are also afraid that some people might prove judgmental and criticize their choice of using condoms or start joking about it in a malicious manner. This is why condoms are sold in Western countries through vending machines that allow buyers to preserve their privacy. Still, this convenience has triggered a new problem of its own.
Men who avoid buying condoms from pharmacies are also unable to get advice on the features of this or that brand of condoms, especially regarding the length and circumference. This is a very important issue, since buying the wrong size means that the condom will either tear or slide off the penis during sex, thus defeating the very purpose for which condoms are bought. Professional advice is very important because most men have no idea what size of condoms fits them best, while other men can’t even rely on the standard sizes. A recent study conducted in India has shown that the 60 percent of Indian men find standard size condoms too big for them.
Having a small penis is very embarrassing when buying condoms. No man wants to be seen purchasing the smallest size available because of the possible negative opinion of those who happen to be in the store at that moment, while the wide range of colors, shapes and flavors available is enough to baffle anybody. And the feeling of embarrassment is not the exclusive property of men with small penises. Men with larger than average penises are also embarrassed when it comes to identifying the exact size that fits them. Although well-endowed men tend to command the respect of others, it’s still unpleasant to be stared at.
If you are not sure what condom size fits you, then here’s a quick reference guide that will let you identify the right size on the spot. The standard condom sizes used in the Western are small, medium (also known as regular), large and extra large. These sizes translate as follows: small means a length of 6 inches or 15 centimeters and a circumference of 3.9 inches or 9.8 centimeters; medium means a length of 6.5 inches or 16 centimeters and a circumference of 4.1 inches or 10.4 centimeters; large means 7 inches or 17.5 centimeters in length and 4.1 inches or 10.4 centimeters in circumference; extra large is 7.5 to 8 inches or 18.5 to 20 centimeters in length and a circumference of 4.3 inches or 10.8 centimeters at the base and 4.7 inches or 12 centimeters around the glans.
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