This got me thinking. Do women need us at all? I mean you see the videos all the time. Chicks pounding themselves with dildos or vibrators. Ramming themselves with baseball bats. I mean anything that is long and hard could potentially do the same thing as my cock. Which is pretty fucking sad from a male point of view. Especially with the toys that are out there today. The heads do flips, it vibrates the clit as it does flips, or it goes in and out and vibrates for you at the same time. I don’t know about you, but my dick doesn’t vibrate, spin around, or do flips. I wish it did. So how is my dick suppose to get her off at that kind of level?

Which in turn you could ask: Does she even want you to be able to reach that level? Why bother when she can get herself off better than you can imagine and not have to deal with the bullshit of a relationship. Honestly, I think that fat ugly chicks that are single that want a man so bad. Should just run down to good vibrations and lose the dream of mr right. Buy yourself a spinning, vibrating kind ding a ling. You’ll save yourself a lot of money. You won’t cry about the guy that fucked you and then never called back. And you wont ever have to deal with some dude asking to put it in your butt. I mean if you want it in your ass then go right ahead and stick king ding a ling in there. Just sayin.

So yeah. Apparently men have nothing to offer so fuck it, buy a fleshlight and watch porn. That’s my plan anyway.

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Anybody who has ever tried to keep from urinating knows instinctively what muscles to tense in order to close the urethra and keep the bladder from spilling its contents. Men can usually identify the PC muscle by tensing the muscles in their pelvic floor until they find the one that makes their penis jump. This is best done with an erect penis, because the movement of the penis is easier to observe. Basically, the muscle is located between the scrotum and the anus and it’s part of the pelvic floor that supports the internal organs and plays a crucial role in the sex organs of both men and women.

As stated above, the main benefit men get out of exercising their pubococcygeus muscle is the vastly increased control over ejaculation. A well toned PC muscle can stop the flow of urine, but it can also stop the flow of semen. Therefore, exercises help men gain control over the ejaculation and ejaculate whenever they want, which is a boon to any man and especially to those who suffer from premature ejaculation. The exercises, however, are not a quick fix. It takes a couple of months to see the results, but you can rest assured that you’re doing it for your own good.

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Having a small penis is very embarrassing when buying condoms. No man wants to be seen purchasing the smallest size available because of the possible negative opinion of those who happen to be in the store at that moment, while the wide range of colors, shapes and flavors available is enough to baffle anybody. And the feeling of embarrassment is not the exclusive property of men with small penises. Men with larger than average penises are also embarrassed when it comes to identifying the exact size that fits them. Although well-endowed men tend to command the respect of others, it’s still unpleasant to be stared at.

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I first heard about the fleshlight (which running was running some frankly crude advertisements on a bunch of the adult sites I frequented), I thought it was just another cheesy fake vagina. When I started hearing good reviews of it from serious sex educators, like Susie Bright and Blowfish, I though I’d give it a try.

I picked up the Vagina Wonder Wave. As luck would have it, the day it arrived, I had just joined one of the best porn sites I’d ever come across (ATK Premium), which was chock-full of my favorite visual stimulation – high-rez half-hour plus videos of gorgeous Euro girls having lesbian sex. I knew I was in for a fun evening.