Do women really need us?
So I just got done reading an excellent blog post called Vag knows Vag that is obviously about ladies eaten ladies. It basically breaks down how no man could ever get a woman off the way a woman could. Mainly because we dont have the same cookies. I mean I know how I want my dick sucked, and I’m sure if I had a pussy I’d know how to eat myself out so I’d come all over the wall. So basically men know men and women know women.
This got me thinking. Do women need us at all? I mean you see the videos all the time. Chicks pounding themselves with dildos or vibrators. Ramming themselves with baseball bats. I mean anything that is long and hard could potentially do the same thing as my cock. Which is pretty fucking sad from a male point of view. Especially with the toys that are out there today. The heads do flips, it vibrates the clit as it does flips, or it goes in and out and vibrates for you at the same time. I don’t know about you, but my dick doesn’t vibrate, spin around, or do flips. I wish it did. So how is my dick suppose to get her off at that kind of level?
Which in turn you could ask: Does she even want you to be able to reach that level? Why bother when she can get herself off better than you can imagine and not have to deal with the bullshit of a relationship. Honestly, I think that fat ugly chicks that are single that want a man so bad. Should just run down to good vibrations and lose the dream of mr right. Buy yourself a spinning, vibrating kind ding a ling. You’ll save yourself a lot of money. You won’t cry about the guy that fucked you and then never called back. And you wont ever have to deal with some dude asking to put it in your butt. I mean if you want it in your ass then go right ahead and stick king ding a ling in there. Just sayin.
So yeah. Apparently men have nothing to offer so fuck it, buy a fleshlight and watch porn. That’s my plan anyway.
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